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The recent update of Facebook, it plays the videos automatically whenever theres any videos on your device screen. It kinda annoys me in some way, I dont know why. Making me spend much more time on it? LOL because those videos, they just know how to make you stop scrolling lol.

Anyway, I got busy on work for the whole morning today, and before lunch break, I just want a break, so I logged into my Facebook account. I dont usually do this in office, but today, I just did. I scrolled and scrolled like usual, and one video just made me stop and I actually finished watching it, until the very last minute. Dont usually do that too, after climax, everything is boring haha. Anyway this video, i LOL-ed in the office. Literally. Luckily I am in another room, and my admin sharing the room with me, he's not in today.

Ghost Tits
This Halloween, pray that you won't be asking "Where dem tits go??"Watch Ghost Tits (produced by Paulilu):
Posted by Above Average on Thursday, 30 October 2014

Is this even normal? HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM SO GONNA SHOW THIS TO MR. SIAW.

Just Another Transformation.

Well, I got bored few days back with no wifi in this house, so I was basically stuck with only my phone all the while. I scrolled on the feeds a day on Twitter and I found this recent fad about the #MakeUpTransformation hashtag flooding all over my Twitter feed. I wonder if anyone has heard of this hashtag but it is driving me crazy hahah.

And I recalled of watching some YouTube videos about a korean guy, transforming himself from a nerdy stranger on the road to this shining super korean star in just a month?

Here it is. Is that even possible? lollllll. Well, I issss motivatedddddd. I think this creates a fad that it slowly leads to the MakeUpTransformation hashtag.

But there is difference. The hashtag is about the power of make up, or more to like bringing the message to the public not to see ppl like how you see them. Expertly applied makeup can absolutely change how a person actually look. From a nerd to superstar, from a smart girl look to party queen. "Contouring" obsessions.

Despite all, I actually find some of the transformations successful. Behold, the power of makeup!

Yums.

Some Disney's characters.

Superheros, too.

And finally, some delicious ones. Not to mention, my favourites.

HAHAHAH. you should definitely google for some more laugh!

LAUGHS!

this noon while i was surfing on the net, trying to sway my mood away from the frustrating news that Johor may change the public weekends to Friday and Saturday, trying so hard to prevent myself from snapping rude foul words on the net, i found an article on •Can you survive in KL on RM10 a day?•.

at this point i started to think, KL and Johor are not of many differences. food in Johor is as expensive as KL. i started to go to work this semester, the working place is about an hour (without jam) from my university. its so impossible ill get back to school and have my meals, right? yeah so i have to dine outside of school. Economic rice with small rice costs at least RM4.50, mee at least RM6.50 and drinks at least RM1.20. with the price rated as so, i spend almost RM8.00 and above per meal. plus breakfast usually RM2.80 for breads and dinner RM5+++++++. total up spending RM16-RM20 per day.

with the hope that this article might help in saving up the cost, i clicked the link. the article counted in all the fares that you need to spend everyday, transportation fees and meals, squeezing all the basic expenses everyday into RM10. my RM20 is exclusive of transportation fees!

these plans will not work on me, at all. i get bored of this so easily that i will nag about the songs played over the car radio already for maybe 2 weeks. plus, these are so unhealthy diets, you spend RM10 per day and buy yourself a one way ticket to the hospital in the coming, maybe, 5 years?

gosh, food in school is so cheap that i will die. i remembered once when i was on MC on friday, and i went to school food arked for lunch. i bought rice, with sardins, with long beans, and a big whole fish, guess how much did the meal cost. RM3.50, frigging RM3.50 for a mountain of food! sorry i blurped after the meal. ERRRRKK!

i read and read the comments, and i came across this very interesting comment.

Here it goes.

i was like, WHAT? lol i laughed out loud at this. your company will pay for your meals. HAHAHAHAHA. i think i become as round (or square) as the biscuits after a month of going down this plan. i will even talk about biscuits only. everything biscuit.
'my company just bought new biscuits today, i personally think the last biscuit flavour suits me more.'
'i shitted twice today, with the two new flavour biscuits odour, because i had strawberry flavour in the morning and chocolate in the afternoon.' 
'hmm, i wonder how will it smell tomorrow if i have durians flavour biscuit tonight.'
'hey have you dined? dine with me!' 'OH SORRY, I JUST BISCUITED!'

what the hell lol.

damn, i guess i just biscuited this morning. HAHAHAHAH xoxo.

难道是我笑点太低？？

Random

i have another paper tomorrow but im not in the mood for that.
yeah i posted a status in Facebook, 为什么没看过别人po好有心情读书的？ because seriously i have never read anything about anyone feeling so good because he just had the perfect study session.
i guess nobody likes studying, but i constantly receive comments from working people that they envy us because all we students do are just studying and taking tests. thats all.
enjoy life besides the three weeks examination week, including study week.

well drop that. the purpose i blog today is because, i wish somebody can speak english to me, constanly.
i think i slurred relatively well, with a little bit of Americano and English accent combined. i watch a lot of English movies, and i recite when i read English books. i thought everybody did that and i was no special of any kind.
i did not know i could speak English until i was 16, when Madam Maria put me into a public speaking competition. she sensed me lack of confidence, i reckon, and put up a record of me practising the speech. i was amazed, is that me? lol. 6 minutes of speech and i sounded like an ABC.
i put the competition low. i felt awkward because i had never gone to any competition and had never really got the attention.
but somehow, my classmates started to pay attention to me because if im not mistaken, i got full marks for the English Oral test in school.
awkward, i still remember Dennis suggesting me to communicate in English with Ruby. whaaaatttttt? ignored him by the way haha.

things got really low and when i came into university, there were a lot of presentations in the past semesters. i received compliments, and i was happy for them.
there was this time when a random Egyptian approached me in the car park, complimenting on English speaking tone or whatever.
'for years im in this faculty and ive never heard anybody speaking such English like you!'
awkward! i feel him being hyperbolic. he was my classmate in a subject for a semester.

of course, im happy with the compliments, but i just feel that im not actually quite there yet.
like if theres a person who can speak so fluently in English, the first impression will not be bad. thats beneficial in workplace. and i wish i can be so.
i realize i slip tongue always, like how i slipped several times during my final year project presentation half month ago.
and i guess, that requires practising everyday. so i recite more and more, when im alone in my room reading story books.
perfectionism.
so i wish for somebody to practise with, but i think ill feel awkward speaking English to ppl i know. GAHAHAHHAHA. i think, unless you were once in the class, which requires presentations, with me, my friends have never heard me speaking in English.
are you one of them?
bye bye.

Sue Sylvester

this post took me quite some time because my frigging multiports USB is frigging spoilt zzz anyway, guilty for not updating for a long time. i have nothing to update because nothing really special happened recently. one thing is that ive finished watching Glee Season 3, like finally, and i cant help myself falling into fancy with Sue Sylvester.

"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting."--to Will in "Throwdown", starting a series of hair gags that just won't stop

"Christmas is a time for forgiveness. I have decided to forgive you for having no talent and ruining the American songbook, one mash-up at a time." --to Glee kids

"I have to be honest, Will. I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney character to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou."--Sue to Will Schuester

’’I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office.’’

She is just hilarious omg i cant stop laughing and my mood was super high whenever i knew shes going to attack somebody in the series.

and i say, "everybody loves Sue, and that's how Sue C's it." if you get what i mean rofl.

wednesday, it is.

rained cats and dogs at 3 this morning. that made me missed my morning class because i overslept. wahahahha. i covered my ears and wrapped myself in my blanket since i heard thunder striking and so, i couldnt hear my alarm ringing. heheheheh what a nice day! #hatewednesdaymorningclass
woke up early for facebook. its rare, but happens sometimes. lets share a ngong kuang photo here.

 WTF? HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

and then, i saw a bunch of hotties with 6 packs. always my dream.

#drools

Teapot Robot

went to early graphics class today. so pek-cek with malays late habits pfff. we officially started our class at 9am when he said last time 8am. why dont you fucking just tell we will start at 9am? i could have grabbed one more hour in bed.
drop the topic. today lecturer asked us to create our own robot. the atmosphere is always getting more tensed and tensed through the end of the class because we all know that lecturer is so going to bombard us with tough programming homework. today, robot. i couldnt recall how i programmed those all moves, knees and elbows and head and body. i was so amused with the final outcome of my robot. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH i can move his arms and legs separately with keyboard keys. but what happened to the head? lol!

i called him Teapot Robot. :D

i cannot understand why must you act that way.

and this is not disapproval, i just wish you could be more concerning.

飞机 飞机 飞机 飞机 :(

Camera Apps!

头发剪短了差不多一个月多一点点，facebook 的 profile picture 还是留着长头发的。

这张照片我很满意，因为它颜色很多，我很白。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！创意的是我，摄影人当然是姐姐妹妹啦。我也帮她们排了很多张，真不是盖的，呵呵。
但是现在头发剪了，我想也是时候换换照片了。问题是，我剪了头发后没有自拍！那一天礼拜，去好教会回来心血来潮拍了一张。自拍已经是一项越来越累，越来越浩大的工程了 .____. 拍了几张不是头太大，还是头太大。ZZZZZZZ! 想到最后豁出去了。头大就头大啦。有些人要都没有 LOL。
用了晓君介绍的 Little Photo Camera App 来自拍，我整架电话最多款的 Apps 就是相机，因为它们真的是太好玩了！
大头的成果：

头真大 ＝＝
另外，我也刚刚下载了 Cartoon Camera。笑死我了！我终于知道晓君的大鼻孔照是怎样拍来的了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

鸡蛋糕的，怎么会丑到那么滑稽 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

a day in manhattan

 paid a visit to the manhattan fish market on wednesday. it was so crowded lol.

back having a food baby zzz doesnt feel good to be bloated.

 everybody was so busy taking photos because that was the only entertainment while waiting for the food.

ought to suggest the store to set up some entertainment booth for us girls hahaha.

old but silly joke #lame

#butistilllaughlikeabitchhahahahha

 very very very fat ice-cream-liked drink.

luckily its not mine. she couldnt even finish half.

 and they have this cute manhattan™ fish-shaped barcode.

how cute!

27/2 happy birthday, wenteng.

we captured a lot of bed photos which i think its inappropriate to be posted here.

nawww not the censored ones. just normal face tricks.

coincidence

i have a really nice photo to cheer up your bad day. i was testing on the secondary camera last night and my face was twisted because i just did something to my teeth right before bed. i accidentally took the shot and i LOL-ed for the whole night, even until the next morning. super super super ugly photo. and im about to share the photo with you, in case you have had the worst day and need some laughing.
but, WARNING! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOUR HEART IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS! im serious.

TA-DAHHHHHH

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

im happy to serve you and brighten up your gloomy day

:D

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found this picture.

小飞侠 '..'

Ricky in the House

•Lunatic•

what the hell is wrong with this guy?
i lmao-ed LOLOLOLOLOL
i dont know if youre stressed or what, but this is definately the best cure.

trust me.

蜡笔小新之夫妻吵架

who got more? i want! :D

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listening to this kind of songs is the best way to release stress
it works on me :)
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Laughs

i have nothing to update but lamond keeps pestering me to update
i browsed through his facebook and for those who have been surfing facebook you would probably know theres something called social interview in it. i saw question asked to lamond and i super hella damn like his answer.
there it goes.

what would you talk about if you were stuck in a room with president obama?
and his answer: ''did you fuck you wife last night?''

lol lamond, PLEASE LAH.
the end.