my family

1. my parents. they are crazy. thats why im too.
2. my brother. today is his birthday. so say happy birthday to him. emo king of the house.
3. my eldest sister. tall and sexy. study? yes! and shes graduating soon, hell soon. shes the siao za bo of the house.
4. my elder sister. shes fat. but shes trying her best to slim down. respect the determination but her resistance against temptations fails her. shes the loso po of the house.
5. me. im short. and i like my previous round face. im the hiao po of the house. period.
6. my younger sister. you lots will never know the she when shes staying at home. act cute queen of the house. shes also the la ji po of the house.
7. my bitch. shes fat i cant even carry her. she hates riding in a car. she will vomit. shes the must-feed creature of the house.

thats all about my family. we are all much more crazy than you lots think we are.
i love my family. i wish, from the deep hearts core, we will never be parted.